West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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