When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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