I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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