Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Found the puke drawer
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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