I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I love you. Go after that dick
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