I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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