me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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