Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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