It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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