I accidentally burped into my bong.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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