I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
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we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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