He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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