Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Randomize
