Whod you bang
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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