I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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