she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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