What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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