i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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