That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
it's like iHOP with fire
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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