I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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