It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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