Pregnant stripper...not hot.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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