Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So much Jack, so little girl.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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