just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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