how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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