Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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