i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I understand Curling. That high.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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