The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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