i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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