My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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