You smell like stripper and shame
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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