TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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