i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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