There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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