Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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