I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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