well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
we made out on top of his cat.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
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My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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