I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Houston, we have a squirter
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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