Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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