what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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