Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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