As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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