Well apparently he's into motor boating.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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