she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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