its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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