Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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