My hand turned me down
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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