at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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