He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.