He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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