she looked like the before picture.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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