Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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